Gunter: Oh Millie, so sad spending Valentine's Day ALLLLL alone.
Millie: I'm not alone, I have you don't I? :smiles sweetly: Because you know nothing says L-O-V-E like an ass kicking workout right?
Gunter: *evil laugh* my thoughts exactly- and I am going to show you just how much I love you.
Millie: Bring It.
Gunter: Okay- five minute warm up and then, prepare for pain
Millie: Pain? Muhahahaha I laugh in the face of pain.
Gunter: Mighty big bravado you've put on for me today
Millie: Its not *breath* a bravado *breath* I'm just *breath* trying to show myself *breath* that I can do *breath* anything I put my mind to *breath*
Gunter: If you can carry on a conversation, we are not working you hard enough. :Resistance Level 3:
Millie: Yup *pant* definitely feeling that now *pant*
Gunter: *whip crack* good.. but you're still talking, so clearly you still aren't working hard enough *evil laugh*
Millie: *grunt* ugh Gunter *huff* Resistance level 3 *huff puff* good enough
Gunter: Not Quite - you're mine for ten more minutes - Resistance Level 5
Millie *whimper* Gunter *gasp* please *gasp* maybe I overestimated *gasp* my abilities *wheeze* perhaps I'm not ready for level five yet
Gunter: You can do it Millie- push through. Your wiggle and jiggle will thank me for this. Five more minutres
Millie: .... *wheeze**pant* *huff puff* :sweats profusely:
Gunter: What? nothing to say?
Millie: *whimper* *grunt huff puff* *whimper*
Gunter: very well.... you're five minutes have ended anyway.
Millie: Oh, thank God. *huff puff* So, next time I say Bring It...*pant* perhaps, we don't need to bring so much. Maybe instead of bringing it, we can just like- carry it. Or, talk about bringing it...instead of actually bringing it.
I think my legs might not be capable of walking in the morning.
1 comments:
Now thats what I call LOVE!
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